GENERAL STATISTICS

CRAB STATUS

Crabby

NUMBER OF CRABS

10234892058362934995773091034089257849392485987332
(not enough)

CROBE STATUS

Crabtacular

NUMBER OF CROBES

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WARDEN STATUS

Crabtastic

NUMBER OF WARDENS

A lot, think we lost count actually

CRAB OVERLORD STATUS

Bill

MISCELLANOUS STATISTICS

GREAT HALLS OF KRAB

Open!

PUBLIC OPINION

Not great
They just don't understand our greatness

AMOUNT OF TIMES WE'VE
PISSED OFF THE SPEAKER OF TERMINAL 00

At LEAST 4

CRAB FACTS

Did You Know?

Lobsters are not real crabs?
It's true! No matter what they tell you
Lobsters are disgusting, pathetic whelps
and should be terminated on sight

Spiders are land crabs?
Well not really, but we're sorta related!

We're terrified of eels?
You must always respect the E E L